Misadventures with Bug Spray. The uncoolness of double eye patches. Crying (or not). Virtual lawn intruders. The adventures of Betsy the Pretty and Bogan the Barbarian. Saying things about Say Anything. Mothers Day. Penis Owls.
Intro/Outro - "Machine Gun" - The Commodores
"Welcome to the Black Parade" - My Chemical Romance
"Live it Up" - Mental As Anything
"Fool Fool Fool (Look in the Mirror)" - Holly Golightly
Original broadcast date: 7 May 2020